(Source: jonasbro)
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
i just pee’d everywhere lololol
(Source: thedailywhat, via mindless-dre4ming)
I used to be upset that I had no one in my life that wanted to be with me. I realized that, that isn’t what I need. Of course it would be nice to have some one cuddle with me, go on dates with, and everything else couples do, but I’ve seen my fair share of relationships the past couple of year and there were times were i was like “Ok, I wish I had something like that”, and times I was like “Wow, that really suck why would you put yourself through that”. More bad than good yet I still tried so many things to find a boyfriend, at one point I was so desperate i would do almost anything to do anything to have one, but I asked myself why would you put yourself through that kind of torture when, you and your partner should be there for each other, not at each other’s necks. So I’ve decided that waiting would be the best option and that one day, that special moment will come when I find someone that I can share my dorky obsessions with, and cuddle with as we watch cheesy movies. So when your down, and you think no one is there for you, just give it time and wait, don’t put yourself through hardships you don’t deserve it, nobody does.
Normal people pull there pants up BUT Niall horan pulls his down.
“is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: thesausageparty, via courtnastyyyy)